me: *drinks water from a foutain* I am Groot
My dash just did a thing
yes Nat has an avengers phone thingy, Clint has a B) emojji that he typed in himself, and that guy may or may not be Tom Hiddleston w/ a Justin Timberlake haircut dressed as sherlock
- Before guardians of the galaxy: yay! I'm really exited about guardians of the galaxy, because since most of the characters are aliens I will finally be able to concentrate on the plot instead of staring at the actors/actresses who are so incredibly perfect.
- me halfway through the film: wait no, forget it. turns out karen gillan looks cute even when she's fucking blue and bald. I will no longer be paying attention to the film, false alarm guys.
- What She Says: I'm fine.
- What She Means: I have just been to 20 different stores trying to find Marvel merch with female characters on it, Janet won't even be in the Ant-Man movie and i'm so done right now
- <b> Me:</b> Maybe "I am Groot" will be our "always."<p>